Daily Smoothie

It never fails: I always start my days with a smoothie. At first I would make the smoothies my mother would make for me as a child, then I started pulling up recipes with fruits and veggies I never had in a smoothie. After that I would just kinda throw together anything really.. from avocado smoothies to papaya smoothies.. and they always came out tasty, even the ones with tomatoes in it. I hate tomatoes in general so it was pretty surprising.

Here is today's smoothie.

Can you guess the main flavor for today? That's right..

KALE!! It's been all I've been craving as of late. I think my little unborn son loves his veggies :]

 I ended up forgetting the pineapple til after I started blending so this picture is kind of a lie..

 Fresh strawberries. I even made a little side dish of cut up strawberries with a little bit of sugar water in it. My taste buds are funky- sometimes they really love these false fruits, other times they can't stand the taste of it. Today is a good day though :]

 I always pour in the juice last before blending. Today's juice was pomegranate.And to make it thicker I throw in ice cubes as it's blending. Habit I guess.

My little food buddy loves breakfast time.. because he always gets to lick the yogurt spoon when I'm done :] For those that follow me on IG know that I have a weird little kitty on my hands: we enjoy midnight snacks together, cantaloupe being his absolute favorite!

sooo that's it for my daily smoothie today :]


PANDA WATCH:
I'm 38 weeks pregnant now and today we are off to see the midwife. Let's hope this little one doesn't come til his due date or afterwards.. I've been having a lot of close contractions! Fingers crossed <3

Honey boo boo child!

Sup, Lex?! Sup, Dex?! Sup, world?!!
HAAAAAY!

So just some updates, I know I've been a horrible blogger.
-baby is healthy; finding out the sex on Monday!
-slipped a disc, but been going to treatment three times a week
-sprained my ankle, but it's feeling better
-rescued another little kitten; still straddling on some names for him. HEISTHECUTESTLITTLEFURBALL!
-my uncle was given 24-48 hours because of his cancer a few days ago, but I just got word he is still kickin and that makes me happy! I just hope he isn't in pain right now. One day at a time..
-Saturday I'm one step closer to 30.. I would have forgotten if it wasn't for the calendar in my kitchen
-started painting again yesterday; working on a project for a friend's wedding. I hope I don't fudge this up!
-got to go down to San Diego a couple weekends ago to see my dad and, of course, Shamu. If you go to Sea World I recommend dining with shamu. Got up close to the whales, ate tri tip, and had an endless supply of desserts MMMMM!
-got back in touch with my cousin. He is coming down in June for EDC. First time I'll see him in over a decade!

K so that's all I have for y'all at the moment. My husband's head is still huge. I love the Ellen Show. Kitty is attempting to electrocute himself, GOTTA GO!

<3

enterprise. they give you the tools to be your own boss.

so i finally got a new phone and a new service, thank goodness. you couldn't pay me to go back to those other assholes, even though i already went through half of my data the second day i had it. pshh.

today is my first day off in 8 days. i've been helping painting/remodeling crowbar's second location here in vegas. above are some tiny samples of the faux finishes i did. horrible lighting, horrible photos, but the finished product is pretty sweet, if i do say so myself. tomorrow i start back up again, which sucks cuz i feel like i'm getting sick. maybe it has to do with the fact i've been working in the cold for a week or breathing in all the dust and bullcrap. whatever. picture time!

baby willow and adolf aka addie, formerly known as nigel.
aldo the pup and his buddy, link, didn't want to play. assholes.

my awesome pouty face!

messing around with our phones. i'm on instagram now: ashlea420

mom making a wtf/ohsnapp! face

before work.. rolled the perfect one! i always make my mom gag with the smell, but she makes me gag with her cigarettes. we're even.



well, it's 420! time to smoke, watch some porn, and pass the fuck out.

kloveyoubye!!

<3




wtf/awesome internet finding of the day:

so i fisted smurfette..

no, not really. but i do have blue hair now! and since those gloves were pieces of shit i have blue-stained hands and grotesque nails. then my blow dryer finally took its last breath and died on me when i was trying to style it. fuck it, here you go anyway.

hottest cat lady in town?

know what time it is? paint time. hit it.

so i know no one really gives a shit about this, but i think it's interesting. my mom decided to track down her biological family, since she was adopted, and wanted to find out more about the family history. i won't go into much detail, that's hers to share, but i did learn this: she is half irish, half cherokee indian. growing up i never really knew what i was, except being indonesian. well, after learning this, and meeting my biological dad a few weeks ago this is what makes an Ashlea:

sooo yeah, that is what i learned! and learning is half the battle.



it's too cold to get naked so i'll end it with this:

looks delicious, right? no? buy a kitty and punch yourself.

<3

around the house!

cat lady

Link hates mornings.
don't try pettin him, 'snot gonna happen.
'snot.