the greatest thing bieber has said..

"i'm a star, i do what stars do! i ride on yachts, i autograph lady lumps, and i pay people to slap them. sometimes i don't feel like walking, so i make enormous people carry me around. [let's go get a lollipop.] i talk loudly in libraries, and swim directly after i eat. i don't care! i once ran into a club.. they said, 'sir, you're not old enough'.. so i bought the club.. and i made it a chuck e. cheese. now who's old enough, bitch?"