so uhhhh store credit??

sometimes i wish everyone smoked so i could just roll gifts instead of going to these busy ass stores!

whateryagonnado?!

anyway. i'm home now from shopping with the woman who spawned me. about to color my hair.

blue again.

KOTTONMOUTH KINGS AND EKOH TONIGHT!! WOOHOOO!!!!

 <3

enterprise. they give you the tools to be your own boss.

so i finally got a new phone and a new service, thank goodness. you couldn't pay me to go back to those other assholes, even though i already went through half of my data the second day i had it. pshh.

today is my first day off in 8 days. i've been helping painting/remodeling crowbar's second location here in vegas. above are some tiny samples of the faux finishes i did. horrible lighting, horrible photos, but the finished product is pretty sweet, if i do say so myself. tomorrow i start back up again, which sucks cuz i feel like i'm getting sick. maybe it has to do with the fact i've been working in the cold for a week or breathing in all the dust and bullcrap. whatever. picture time!

baby willow and adolf aka addie, formerly known as nigel.
aldo the pup and his buddy, link, didn't want to play. assholes.

my awesome pouty face!

messing around with our phones. i'm on instagram now: ashlea420

mom making a wtf/ohsnapp! face

before work.. rolled the perfect one! i always make my mom gag with the smell, but she makes me gag with her cigarettes. we're even.



well, it's 420! time to smoke, watch some porn, and pass the fuck out.

kloveyoubye!!

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wtf/awesome internet finding of the day:

it's saturday. why the fuck did i get up at 3am?!

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interwebz, interwebz..

takin it easy today.. i think i'm getting sick. whatever. wine and weed, and i feel fine.
 relaxing. listening to amos lee. smokin purp. pup's asleep in my lap. ahh yeah. life's good.

so a few things:

i found some new reading material. i don't have to read much to know this shit's good. [ladies, if you're lookin for an honest man, you might wanna check this out.]

MANagament 

kennykill.wordpress.com

"If I were really as big of a misogynistic asshole as most of you think that I am,
the stripper pole at my house would be square shaped, not rounded."

says it like it is. how can you not love that?


being open, blunt, direct, forward, whatever.. love that quality. well, that and

so enough of that, sorry. i just get excited when i come across honest people. seems kinda rare lately.
onto videos..

not porn..

but i definitely started watching porn whilst typing this..

i digress.

VIDEOS!!

Kevin Full

always gotta appreciate talented musicians. this makes me wanna meet up with him, bring my good friend, Stripez, and swoop up Haley n just jam and sing all day. [if any of you three read this, i vote paramore..] kthnxloveyouguys<3

James Morrison. heeeyyyoooo! i cannot stop listening to this song. makes me wanna bust out my [busted ass] guitar. i think i'll go figure this out on the piano here in a bit.

i'm back on model mayhem. not really a big deal really, but whatever. if you have a profile shoot me a tag or friend request :] i'm nice, i promise. MM#2430506
my name on there is 'Ashlea Angel'. i had ashlea fabulous and some other variation of my many names before so it basically cockblocked me on my own name.

i also am on tumblr - The Fabulous Life
really, just a random blog of daily quotes, tattoos, pretty girls, and nudes.

found a new page worth liking on facebook.

Dare2Demand
http://www.facebook.com/DareToDemand

 i also found another reason to love mac lethal. he posted some screen shots of conversations with his cousin, bennett. HILARIOUS. he made a blog for it..  

Texts From Bennett
http://textsfrombennett.tumblr.com/

alright, i gotta go take puppy out. i might play with the webcam in a bit.. after all, it was shower day..

from the cell after wake n bake time :)

i didn't realize how dirty my mirror is. and yeah, i'm on my tippy toes. THAT short.

<3

PS
CUTEST VIDEO?

HOODIES!!

brrrr! i LOVE this weather! i haven't quite fully gotten over certain events that took place during this holiday season so enjoying it is another thing. regardless, i'm still glad it's here!

my anxiety has skyrocketed in the last month so i'm back on my medicine. i'm starting to take walks more, listening to Minus The Bear radio station on pandora a lot, and smoking a little bit of medical. this means i got to break out my box of pieces. i only have been using two-

Dior
my pipe from a good friend

West Coast
my steamroller. i added my touch to it, so it says
'West Coast' down the side and a penguin at the end
so it looks like you're giving it a high five every time you smoke.

so yeah. that's been nice i guess.

in friend news, i visited my best friend last week and i gained a new minion. it's never easy having to visit her, but i'm happy to say this time around was a lot easier than others. i couldn't stay long because like the idiot i am i didn't bring a coat, but at least i got to see her.

three days later, the husband and i went out to petsmart to look at puppies, sprint to get a new phone, and applebees to eat food that tastes like fucking cardboard. fast forward a bit, this boring story ends in excitement:

got this little guy! he's six months, has webbed paws, a tiny line of white hair above his nose, and one floppy ear when he runs. he's the ugliest breed i've ever had, but he's extremely goofy, and with me, personality is everything. at this point, i don't know what i'd do without resolve and caffeine. holy fuckballs. we haven't settled on a name yet, but i am leaning towards Rocko for some reason. other possible names: daffy, pogo, gizmo, n00b, rocky, fuckface, manson, danzig, ness, or cosmo. what my kitties think about it:

in other words

in interwebz news, i ordered a few things and can't wait til we get them in! when we get everything in, i'm gonna redecorate. i don't know if i should do a princess themed room, disney princesses, flowers and pretty things, or nickelodeon characters. i've been mainly working on faux finishes, venetian plaster, and staining at work so this will be something fun and different.

also in teh interwebz land, i had to sign up for a model mayhem profile AGAIN. third time. maybe i should just keep it this time. it's stupid how you can't report imposters or copyright infringement unless you have a profile on their site. this is another reason why i have fakes on bebo, fubar, and a couple dating sites. oh well. can't win em all.

have you checked out my tumblr lately? daily doses of inspiration. ya might like it. also, i go through my moments of being a twitter whore. follow me <3

for those of you that want some hardcore n00dz [and by hardcore, yes, that means penetration] i do believe i'll be up on burning angel soon =]

i just sent back the little questionnaire they give all the newbies. i think i'm gonna get my profile up pretty soon! i can't wait. once this happens i know i'll be watching porn more often.. BA mobile site is amazing on my phone. [[pornhub = too slow.]] i love porn. what's even better is my husband doesn't mind at all. i never got those insecure douches who break up with people over it.

well i have quite a few things to do today, online and off. [insert maury closing line here]

<3

I am in love..

with this song!



my obsession with unicorns is absolutely ridiculous. blame my mom. her obsession in her teens lead to a massive collection of unicorns, although the current unicorn population at home is significantly smaller than hers.

anyway-
i'm waiting for my best friend to get off work. YAY JAM SESH!! i love this bra btw =]

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