Fuck you! Eat your rocks and shut the fuck up!

Ok! The reason people are eating rocks or couches or have "strange addictions" on TV is because they have NOTHING to say that anyone wants to hear and also have no personality and no friends so they see this as a way to make themselves seem interesting. The attention they crave is being given to them, but it's so we can look at it and be like "look at this asshole, man I'm glad I ain't that fuckin lame." They aren't even freaks because if you wanna see real freaks check out The Jim Rose Circus mo-fuka. These people have nothing to offer so they latch onto an activity that nobody should give a shit about in the hopes of being lumped in with actual freaks! I don't feel sorry for you, you are a needy bag of shit. Do I bitch on here about having acute asthma? No! Because I'm not a whiny bitch!

Please throw yourself under a garbage truck.

Needy fucking phonies!!

Thank You!

Lex