10.14.2011

BFITU checkin in!

What up? I'm Lex -Ashleay's best friend in the universe-! I like hockey fights, heavy metal, unicorn strangling, unicorn hugging, and sleeping. When I'm not hanging out in bars or helping Ashlea with the defense of our tag team championship belts; I can be found thwarting alien plots to destroy earth and coming up with new swearing combinations like cock shitter, or douche knuckle...

If you're expecting me to make sense in my posts you are obviously not thinking with your crotch. Making sense is overrated and also unnecessary. Sooooo expect nonsensical ramblings and cool video contributions from me!! LEX!!

See Ya!!

Lex!! \m/