Can't wait for the Holidays!

I am a total goon for the holidays. Not only because I get to dress-up like Sting from WCW for a day or because I'm addicted to peppermint mocha's form Gloria Jean's in the mall I frequent; it's the little things. like the stories on the news about the shitheads who are surprised to be stranded at the airport the day before Christmas. The assholes that can't believe the super popular item isn't available on December 23rd thus ruining his kids Christmas (and it was my fault when I worked retail), And the people who don't realize they can shop before Black Friday.

It's fun to go to the mall on Black Friday with no agenda and watch people competing for store bought shit! All the good items are gone (new toys, hottest games etc). So there's really no point in going and the sale items are all garbage. But It's not like these fools know what they're buying anyway... ""Wow a 2 mega pixel piece of shit digital camera with no zoom for $150.00?" I'll take it!"

You're a rube if you don't research your purchases pal. You really should, especially if it costs over $50.00!

So I can't wait to watch the inevitable/preventable social chaos unfold... I think it's funny!

Lex