Michael Bay needs a strip of rebar wrapped around his head via vicious and repeated blows to the face. Not only is he producing the next Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie (which is enraging on it's own), he's apparently tinkering with the universe in a -Hey, I'm god now, fuck everyone- kinda way. Apparently he wants this brand of Ninja Turtles to be from Space. Space? Yeah, apparently in the new movie these Turtles are from "an alien race". What the fuck? How is this relatable to anything related to TMNT you flaming bucket of rat bastards? Doesn't this eliminate the idea of them being oh I don't know, um....... MUTANTS? Did this shitball ever watch the show/movies? Is Splinter an alien too?
Here's the full quote from Bay.
"When you see this movie, kids are going to believe that one day these turtles actually do exist…when we are done with this movie. These turtles are from an alien race, and they're going to be tough, edgy, funny, and completely lovable"
Yeah, let's shit on this franchise because we want todays kids to feel like they have a real shot at hanging out with Raphael and Donatello because they could visit from space. That's sound reasoning... Then again I felt it was possible when they were mutants; know why? Because I was a fucking kid!
Dude, what the hell?
Lex
