Lex's top 5 movie watching/going tips!!
1. Shut your fucking mouth and pay attention!
2. No motherfucking talking!
3. If you must, whisper questions, and no more than 3 questions per movie.
4. If you are not enjoying the movie, either leave quietly or shut the fuck up till it's fucking over you narrow-minded attention deficit no good sack of monkey shit!
5. Shove your cell phone down your throat and choke on it before entering the theater. I'd rather side step a dead body than see your fucking phone screen every 3 minutes.
Thank you!
Lex
