One of the things I've always wanted is a bed the size of a wrestling ring complete with ropes and turnbuckles. This item would work perfectly with all aspects of bed usage, it would create an entirely new genera of pornographic films, and it would go great with my 'Stone Cold Steve Austin' style black underpants. You know you wanna do a flying elbow off the top rope on to a plush comfortable surface when entering your bed on nightly, and a 20' X 20' plush surface with springy ropes surrounding mattress would make this dream a reality! Make Wrestlemania a nightly occurrence in your own bedroom.
To go with the bed; hook up some cool lights and get some entrance music that activate when ever you open the door to enter the bedroom.
Best idea ever???
It'll take you exactly zero seconds to realize it is!
So I ask: Why doesn't this product exist?
Lex
