Fast and Furious and Stupid

"Fast and Furious 6" Plot Synopsis: As soon as you pay for your ticket a trap door opens and you drop into a pit of acid. Your body will be dissolved over a period of weeks along with the rest of the would-be patrons of Fast 6. This is the first step in the U.S government's "Idiot Elimination and Extermination" project. Project name pending. Lex