Holy shit I hate mornings! Seriously, it's not rock n' roll to be up early! I was in a dream banging Wonder Woman, now I got the crackle voice, my head is vibrating, and I got that shit in my eyes to dig out (a friend once told it's fairy poop)... And fuck you bathroom mirror, I know I look like shit, I got 4 hours of sleep!
Sure I could've been responsible; I could get to bed earlier, but I gotz video games to play and beers to drink. Plus I'll be fine once I get coffee, it's just stupid that I have to get up when I'm not ready...
Jerk face planet!
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